Port Macquarie City Women's Bowling Club - Newsletter January 2008
Many thanks to Robyn Biddle, Publicity, for providing this Newsletter for posting in "Bowls News"
Club Championship Program 2007 - 2008
- Pennant District: Play 05/02/08
- Pennant Group Play-Off: Play 5 to 09/05/08
- State Carnival Dubbo: 2 to 06/06/08
News:
Our first month was busy with the Club Fours being played, the final was played on Saturday morning. Our congratulations to the winners: Ingrid Code, Frances Green, Julie McKay & Hannah Clohsey (skip).
Runner-up: Barbara Owens, Patricia Abe, Judy Brady (sub for Hazel Durrant) & Dulcie Holihan (skip)
Notebook:
We ask that all our new members to the Club read the rule book as in any sport there are rules and it is not good if in the middle of a match you have a problem and do not know the correct answer. We do have umpires and they will help.
In the Bowls News each month there are questions on the rules. Read it and see if you know the answer, the correct answers are also printed. Read your uniform code making sure your uniform is correct in colour, length and jewellery is worn with discretion, no big errings and necklaces. Bowls is a sport - just ask your President.
We start our Pennant Season and the round Robin this month. We hope all the members playing will enjoy the games and the best of bowls, maybe we will win a flag.
Shirley Devine has entries for the Easter Open Ladies Triples - they are also in the folder on the notice board.
It is good to see the seats on number one green being replaced, as well as the two shades on the western side.
Ladies think about your entry for the Club Singles Open being held on the 11th March, as well as a team entry for the May Carnival 19th to 21st.
It was nice to see the Ladies enjoying the Coffee Shop. Indulging in the coffee makes us ladies work overtime on Tuesday and for those of us that are game to try all the beautiful calories...yum yum...
To any of our members that are not well, we wish you a speedy recovery. Ladies if you know of a member not feeling the best please let our welfare officer June (Hook) know. Also if a member is having a special anniversary.
Now for a little fun....
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end of pool, he sank to the bottom and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out and took him back to his room. When the hospital doctor became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping into the pool to save Jim. The bad news is that Jim has hung himself in his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him up there to dry, now when can I go home. ?????